Divide by Null - undefined

Infinitesimals

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(1) Oct 10, 08 - 10:18 AM

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(0) Jun 17, 07 - 10:41 PM

Pi is wrong.

Well, actually, maybe it would just be better to use what is currently known as 2*pi. I've always thought it would be easier if sine and cosine had periods that were just pi, not 2pi.

So should pi be 6.283185...? Should pi be the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its radius, instead of diameter? If so, it would take about 50 years for this to gain any momentum in the mathematical community.

(0) Apr 20, 07 - 12:07 AM

Twoowt

Friday, December 8, 2006 | 6:59:26 PM
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2+2=?

This is an age old problem, who knows if it is 4, or 5, or even 3, 6, 2, or pi? Maybe it's 22! Obviously our math is incomplete.

But I have solved the problem! Let & (called twoowt) be defined as ((62^0+49^(1/2)/(3 + 2 * 2)) + (((2+3) * 100 + 23 + 2 * 3)/23^2 + 3 - 2)

2 + 2
= (1 + 1) + (1 + 1)
= (1 + 1) + (1 + (3 - 2))
= (1 + 7/7) + (23/23 + 3-2)
= (62^0 + 49^(1/2)/7) + ((529/23)23) + 3 - 2)
= (62^0 + 49^(1/2)/(3 + 2 * 2)) + (((2+3) * 100 + 23 + 2 * 3)/23^2 + 3 - 2)
= &

I just solved this difficult problem! 2 + 2 = &. Two plus two equals twoowt.

See also: nullity

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